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life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

(via ilikepineapplesdealwithit)


daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

(via relahvant)


get to know me meme
3/5 favorite tv shows | psych

(via psych-os)


(Source: iraffiruse, via seanp0donnell)


sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

(Source: sansaslays, via departured)


edwad:

#AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair

(via seanp0donnell)


i-has-no-name:

hahaha

i-has-no-name:

hahaha

(Source: costa-ricca, via trust)


slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via departured)


wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

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caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

(via relahvant)


theribbongirl:

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

my dream relationship

(Source: kayytx, via junto-para-siempre)


scotsmcall:

Best of @dylanobrien

EXTRA

(Source: runnerstiles, via junto-para-siempre)



sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

(Source: manaphy, via intensional)


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